"It takes one and only drink to get me plastered. The inconvenience is, I can't recall on the off chance that it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
– George Burns
"I envy individuals who drink. In any event they realize what to accuse everything for."
– Oscar Levant
"I take a beverage just on two events, when I'm parched and when I'm most certainly not."
– Brendan Behan
"Liquor may be man's most noticeably awful adversary, however the Bible says love your foe!"
– Frank Sinatra
"I have taken more out of liquor than liquor has taken out of me."
– Winston Churchill
"Magnificence is in the eye of the lager holder!"
– Kinky Friedman
"Dear Alcohol,
We had an arrangement, you were going to make me more interesting, sexier, more insightful and a superior artist. I saw the video, we have to talk."
– Anonymous
"I used to think, drinking was terrible for me. So I surrendered considering."
– Anonymous
"I would date you, yet my heart as of now has a place with Johnny Walker."
– Anonymous
"Some of the time I drink water to astound my liver."
– Anonymous
"You seem as though I require another beverage!"
– Anonymous
"I say "NO" to liquor, yet it simply doesn't
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